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Shooting Teens Who Laughed at Haircut Guinness's Book:
14-yr Old Girl Has World's Longest Tongue When Good Witches Go Bad: Wiccans Burn House with Spell Gone Awry http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_450941.html Alabama Keeping
Evolution Disclaimers in Biology Textbooks Jokesters Manage to
Moon Police Radar Camera from Car Last Supper & A
Movie? Church Buys Movie Theater, Moves In Thanksgiving with
Reader's Digest & Other Deep Stuff DOH! "Well
Officer, Doctor..." Man Gets Coat Hanger Stuck in Throat Trying to Remove Swallowed
Balloon, Filled with Cocaine "Tattoo
Barbie" Debuts, but Not At A Store Near You High Class or Soft Porn? Let ABC Know Your Thoughts on Victoria's Secret Special http://www.abc.go.com/abc/utility/localstations.html The Fine Print: Insurance Not Covering "Terrorism" after Jan 1 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A37470-2001Nov15.html Big Brother Watch: Forced Drugging, Injection & Isolation Pass as Health Laws http://www.tetrahedron.org/news/NR011109.html "Twobicles"
Spark Chat Hatch in Ladies' Restroom Stalls Football Fan Bypasses Airport Security, Causing Thousands of Delayed Flights http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAXXDQY4UC.html Oh Puh-leze. Rambo 4
is Bad Enough but "vs" The Taliban... Tax Funded Project
Violates Fed Guidelines by Promoting Sex: Defined "Legally Obscene" by Inspector
General Turniping a New Leaf:
Cross-Shaped Turnip Leads to Reform Don't Try This at Home: NY Woman Kills Daughter Attempting Excorcism http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/ap/20011114/us/brf_mother_arrested_1.html Poll: American
Catholics View Muslims, Mormons More Favorably than Fundamentalist Christians King TV Cancels
Howard Stern 72-yr Old Woman
Climbs Mt Everest (Halfway) for Charity Added 11/14 Okay Now This Is Like Totally Ironic Dude : Hunger Suppressant Found in Marijuana Cousin http://www.infobeat.com/articles3/news_health_5_110901.html Imaginary Excercise
Found to Increase Muscle Strength Crime-Busting Monkey Beckons Policeman, Points Out Stolen Goods http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_447925.html Too Little Too Late?
World's Fastest Commercial Plane (Concorde) Returns, but to What Market? Raises Likely to Be
Smaller in 2002, but Base Pay Increases Teacher Skydives 10,000 Feet After Deal w/ Students to Improve Grades http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_448344.html Nat'l Guard Chaplain
Looking for a Few Good Men - of God Is This Guy Dead or What? Talk-Show Host's "Proof" of Gov't Foreknowledge of 911 Attack http://www.infowars.com/resources.html Nukes (Allegedly) 4
Sale : $10 Million o.b.o. Girlfriend Accepts Cartoonist Boyfriend's Proposal Via Newspaper Strip http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_447951.html Thanksgiving Recipes
from the Great SouthWest! Balloonists Attempt
Altitude Record, Must Dress in Spacesuits Report: "Trojan
Horse" Terrorist Orgs w/ U.S. Operations
Added 11/13 Internet Romance Blossoms Following 911 DOH! Karate
Student Loses Eye Trying to Catch Arrow Spinach & Blueberries Brain Food, May Help Prevent Alzheimer's & Parkinson's http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGADAEG4ZTC.html About.com Guide's Top
10 Chick Flicks Out on DVD U of Miss. Fraternity Suspended for Racially Offensive Photo on Internet http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAOQRB9ZTC.html Study: Net Fosters
Community, Not Isolation as Predicted Ritalin Showing
Long-Term Brain Changes in Test Rats Man Dies After Being
"Inflated" As A Sick Joke Man Steals
"Pornographic, Male-Bashing" Art on Display in Public Library , Replaces w/ Flag Japan Testing
Minor-Proof Cigarette Vending Machines Security Breach Found
in ATM's - Now Hackable Cell Phone Users Want
More Functions Wisconsin Residents
Sue Over Religious Tree Ornaments Man Says He Stole
Nicorette to Help Pakistani Terrorists "Historic"
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