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Native American, One Muslim, One Texan... (rest of politicaly incorrect joke at bottom) Added 12/6 Hubble Detects
Atmosphere on Distant Planet And the "Bad Sex
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Lower-Income Men Up To Four Times Better at Communicating Their Attraction to Women Possessed Pregnant Woman May Undergo Exorcism of "Devil Baby" http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_384104.html Six Afghan Men Lose
Noses, Ears for Shaving Beards 400 Pizzas in Garage
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Examiners Cheated on Own Review Embezzling Principal
Also Found Practicing Voo-Doo Instrument Lost in
Patient Sets Off Metal Detectors Japanese WWII Attacks
on U.S. Soil Were Successfully Hushed Lucky Couple Wins 6
Cars in 8 Days Added 12/4
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Become Hostages So Dying Boy Can See Kidnapped Dad for Christmas Minister and Bartender Swap Places to Compete for Best Crowd http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_463515.html Twin Sisters Give
Birth on Same Day Girl's Brain Abscess
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Computers from DNA Added 11/24 Dog Promotes Her Book
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Estrogen Levels in Women Chocolate-Maker
Helping Prostitutes to Change Trade Air Pollution Law
Threatens $750 Fine for Smoking In Home Water-Pistol Teens
Plea Bargain After Terrorizing Bingo Match DOH! Women
Applies to Police for Sex Shop Permit, Arrested for Old Crime She Didn't Know She was
Wanted For Man Arrested for
Spending Bank Error, Says "No Crime" Washington &
Hollywood Takes US-Muslim Relations to MTV Patriot Act Turns
Retailers into Gov't Watchdogs: First Private
Astronaut Team Preps for Space Flight U.S. Assumes Role as
World's Internet Police Added 11/19 Pro-Life Stand Could
Result in More Deaths, as SmallPox Vaccine Developed from Stem Cells Forces Tough Choice * 3 Strangers were seated on a plane - One Native American One Muslim, One Texan... They began to discuss to discuss their cultural heritage. The Native American stated, "Once my people were many; now we are few. The Muslim bragged, "Once my people were few, now we are many!" The Texan grinned, and said "That's 'cos we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet." Bought that Christmas Album Yet? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Complaints, negative comments to cowboy666@texas.net - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - To confess to the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson, Reply with "Remove Hand-Picked" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Financial Gifts, Keys to the Summer Home, Egg-Nog Recipes to Guy Malone 116 East 2nd Street Roswell NM 88203 |
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